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Happy Birthday, DSS!

Yes, it's true: dot_sex_snark is 3 today! She can walk and talk - we're working on getting her potty trained. ...Do you smell that?

In celebration of the big oh-three, we're re-opening DSS to moderated membership. So if you haven't pissed us off too badly in the past, or think you can manage not to piss us off too badly in the future, or are going to piss us off but just don't care, take a moment to re-acquaint yourself with the community rules and be making with the clicky on the "Join Community" link. We'll see what we can do.

DinDin

on behalf of dirtymatt (he's so drrrrrrty!), mammothali (she's mammoth!), and scien (she's a rush!)

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ladyartemisa
Apr. 24th, 2007 02:28 pm (UTC)
will going to the DSS birthday party get me pregnant...
or can I prevent it by making sure that I douche with hand sanitizer afterwards?
dindin
Apr. 24th, 2007 02:30 pm (UTC)
Re: will going to the DSS birthday party get me pregnant...
Do note that no one else has "pregnatecy" as an interest. It's a fact I'm quite proud of.
katkt
Apr. 24th, 2007 03:56 pm (UTC)
Re: will going to the DSS birthday party get me pregnant...
I think you're thinking of the am_i_pregnant birthday party down the hall. :-)

Also?
douche with hand sanitizer

Argh! Ouch! I'm going to be crossing my legs for a week. And I'm male.

I'll try to re-imagine this all with a gentler hand sanitizer. No, better - I'll wash my mind out with soap and forget it.
dindin
Apr. 24th, 2007 04:02 pm (UTC)
Re: will going to the DSS birthday party get me pregnant...
Tsk! Don't you know anything! Soap's bad for your nonoplace!
taldragon
Apr. 24th, 2007 04:34 pm (UTC)
Re: will going to the DSS birthday party get me pregnant...
yes, wash with coke, it's more effective.
dindin
Apr. 24th, 2007 04:38 pm (UTC)
Re: will going to the DSS birthday party get me pregnant...
and tasty!
taldragon
Apr. 24th, 2007 04:42 pm (UTC)
Re: will going to the DSS birthday party get me pregnant...
and wont get you pregnant unless you spill it on your hands, wipe them on a towel and then sit on it.
dindin
Apr. 24th, 2007 04:46 pm (UTC)
Re: will going to the DSS birthday party get me pregnant...
Now, now. Baby's only 3. She's not old enough to hear such things. Where's the breastfeeding/circumcision/attachment parenting wank?
taldragon
Apr. 24th, 2007 04:49 pm (UTC)
Re: will going to the DSS birthday party get me pregnant...
did you breast feed baby?

actually, one of the news headlines this morning was about a chemical (i am dumb and forgot the name) that is naturally occuring in breastmilk controls/seems to play a part in the obesity of the child in later years.

there have been suggestions to add said chemical to formula, to make future generations less obese.

i'm surprised i havent seen any prego_drama/stupid_free wank yet.
amokk
Apr. 24th, 2007 11:43 pm (UTC)
What if we've been good little snarkers? What do we get?
dindin
Apr. 25th, 2007 12:12 am (UTC)
A spanking?
mslaynie
Apr. 25th, 2007 12:14 am (UTC)
YAY!!!
scien
Apr. 28th, 2007 03:47 pm (UTC)
Welcome newbies!
Please see also this post!
scien
Apr. 28th, 2007 04:14 pm (UTC)
DSS Birthday gift!
Wait, we have ads? I did not know we have ads. *disapproval*

*magic gift of £10*
jesheckahlynn
Jul. 26th, 2007 11:26 pm (UTC)
I see that membership is closed again, who would I contact about possibly getting in?
dindin
Jul. 27th, 2007 02:12 am (UTC)
You don't. The community is closed again.
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